Tortured tattas

Today I had my first ever mammogram.

Setting aside how old that makes me feel all of a sudden, (I don't want to talk about it)....can I just say: Owwwww!!!

I know I should keep my mouth shut, pretend it was a piece of cake, and encourage every one of my girlfriends to take care of themselves. But holy crap, you guys. That really was ubber uncomfortable. And now my boobs ache. I just want to crawl into my bed and not be touched again for a good long week.

Now I'm just crossing my fingers that I don't get a phone call within the next two days. They told me no news is good news.

If anyone needs me, I'll be that curled up blob on the couch......